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Ant & Dec = lol.

I hate reality TV with a passion but I have a guilty pleasure when it comes to “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here”. I wouldn’t like to say everyone does but I’m sure a great deal of Big Brother bashers like myself do secretly watch “Get Me Out Of Here”. I dunno what it is about it but there’s certainly something fun about finding out which nobody “celebrity” has to eat crocodiles arses.

Every year me and my Mum find out which “celebrities” are going into the jungle and have a laugh over how many we’ve actually heard of. So seeing as this years list has finally been announced and my Mum’s away — I thought it would be “lol” for me to look at the list of names and see which ones I’ve heard of.

• Brian Paddick - erm?
• Carly Zucker - erm?
• Dani Behr - Big Breakfast… I think?
• Esther Rantzen - my Dad told me.
• George Takei - erm?
• Joe Swash - Eastenders’ Mickey.
• Martina Navratilova - pretty sure she used to be a tennis player.
• Nicole McLean - erm?
• Robert Kilroy-Silk - the chat-show hosting politician? NO WAY!
• Simon Webbe - boyband guy.

So let’s tot up the scores: 5 “erms” (if you include Esther Rantzen), 2 maybes (further research tells me Dani Behr was on The Big Breakfast) and 3 certain answers. The ratio for “don’t know who they are” to “do know who they are” looks about right so I can conclude that this will be an amazing series.

Now we just need to watch to find out which one is in the obligatory “shower scene”, which one ends up doing 1,001 Bushtucker trials because the public have a mix of hate and lol over them and which ones just sit in the corner and make no attempt to reinvigorate their career.

Should be fun.