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This Post Is Not About Edward Scissorhands.

I know it’s for charity and that’s very good. Kudos to the BBC for getting in these… erm… people to do a shit job of cutting the average Joe Bloggs hair. However, I have two questions:

1. If they want to earn donations shouldn’t they put it on earlier than 1AM?
2. If they want to earn donations shouldn’t they have gotten people we’ve actually heard of.

I couldn’t sleep last night so ended up watching this trash and I only knew one person (funnily enough another ex-Eastender [proof there is no life after soap]). It turns out I knew the Jessica lady too but I just couldn’t get a proper glimpse of her face. The one off The Real Hustle. You know. The really hot one:

/Cums.

Anyway - seeing as I can’t be arsed to do my “research” please could you explain to me how the following PEOPLE are going to raise any money for charity because I don’t know who they are:

• Chris Perry-Metcalf
• Jeff Leach
• Kym Mazelle
• Lee Macdonald
• Lucinda Ledgerwood
• Sabrina Washington
• Scott Robinson
• Stedman Pearson

Seriously, anyone who can tell me who two of the people from that list are without using Google wins a prize.