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• Celebrities are allowed to use drugs.
• The Beatles are the best new band ever invented.
• Emo kids are to be renamed “Dickensian kids” when the new Panic (!) At The Disco album drops.
• Mortals are not allowed to use drugs.
• English people are weaker than American people apart from the rugby players. “They are mental”.
• Apparently I’m humorous. I thought I was the most unfunny human being on the planet?
• Those that listen to heavy metal are more narrow-minded than those that listen to any other genre.
• Football is a mindless sport for Brits with no passion.
• (North) American Football is the best sport ever invented in the whole history of the world of sport ever created ever.
• In 2002 “viewership for the World Cup exceeded 1 billion” worldwide.
• In 2004 the Euro 2004 final between Portugal and Greece had 153 million viewers worldwide.
• In 2004 95 million tuned in to the Super Bowl final.
• (North) American Football is the best sport in the world.
• I have a vagina. It’s scent is a cross between canned tuna-fish and rain on warm tarmac.
• England is the poorest country in the world.
• Americans are more intelligent than the English because they have “tactics” in (North) American Football.
• My copy of Fleetwood Mac “Rumours” is warped.
• Honesty is definitely not the best policy. Always lie.
• The English killed comedy. Stop guys. We’re just NOT funny. *hangs head and goes to watch Friends*
• Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker on the Mega Drive is the most repetitive game ever. But bloody good at that.
• America is not part of the world. It is it’s own world with the other countries tagging along.
• “Let It Be” is a pretty shit track…
• … As is “The Girl Is Mine” (of Michael Jackson fame).
• Only pussies listen to pop music.
• I would have shagged Stevie Nicks in the 70’s.
• Fantasy novels can be incredibly cliche at times. The cliche ones are the bollocks ones.
• Everyone likes different things. Some people like shit things.
• Sweeney Todd is going to be amazingly amazing.
• Universities take way too long to process applications.
• The cost of living is far too high.
• The cost of luxuries are far too high.

I think that’s pretty much it for this week.

For those that wanted a source for the figures I pulled up on (North) American Football click here.